Stetson Bennett rn

Farmer was tired of protesters trespassing on his land and setting up camp in his field so he sprayed them with liquid poop used to fertilize his crops. 🔊 Ht purple-circle

SO YOURE TELLING ME THIS HUNK OF JUNK LANDED ON THE MOON

Happy for Will Levis tonight. Top 5 pick my ass.

Golfed 36 holes today. Shin splints are hurting like a MOTHERFUCKER rn

“Well, the years start coming And they don't stop coming” They have officially stopped coming. RIP Shrek SoundTrack MasterMind

I wonder what Casey and Gerdy are up to today. Probably nothing.

I’d rather bone Kelce’s mom. She def gives better heed.

I’ve seen quarterbacks on the playground at recess better than Jason Bean

Jason Bean reads at a 3rd grade level.

Kotelnicki better start calling plays or else Coach Schmidt is about to get the head nod for KU OC

There are kids playing 1A basketball that are better than Nick Timberlake

I really need a hobby on the weekends. Something that doesn’t involve me waking up with a nasty hangover wondering when I’ll finally hang up the alcoholism. But that’s tomorrow problem, tonight we drink.

I can’t wait for Zach Edey to play overseas

You thought the George Floyd riots were bad. Can’t wait to see this place burn down

Fox News volume level 1000

“It’s like a black swimming team, we’re just not going to be very good” while watching USA vs. Canada hockey

“There way more better black hockey players than there are black swimmers”

If it came between a dozen hot out the fryer donuts and blowing it inside a woman, Krispy Kremes can kiss my ass.