Me: *Sneeze* “Bless me”. My brain: “🎶 Baptize me cocky🎶”

Bamboo jerk sauce and roll almost as good a combination as coleslaw and curry gravy

Some a y’all are the reason why ppl ask “Who all ga be der”?!

“Seeed I sayin”?!= “You understand where I’m coming from right”

Baby: *Gives me fake phone* Me: “Ya….had go duddi”?!

*On The Job* Everyone Else:”Our Supervisor looks upset”! Bahamians:”Bey ya uncle freakin hesef out….Ine on dat run”!

I hope Kevin on our new logo! #Bahamas #roadto50 #Independence #kevinforprimeminister

“Niggaz wibe daddi”! = “I’m out with someone else’s girlfriend”!

#Lakers #Lakeshow

The World: “Hot Cheetos” Bahamians: “Peppa Chip”!

“Get dem Reggie….sho dem wat u iz do! Ya fu#%r! Ok!”= Reginald it is time to show the people what you are capable of! Oh yes! Just like that!

See how quiet I is get?!!! Very Jeepers Creepers…….Very Michael Myers…….Very Jason Voorhees!!

“BURSE ME “! = I dare you to hurl that projectile at me and watch as I block it with my face!!

Imagine hidin in ya sneaky link closet and Marco’s Alert goes off!

Only person I ever saw get hit harder than Justin Herbert is Willie Beamen! #NFLPlayoffs #AnyGivenSunday #NFLSunday

Dis a lot of Latinos! I hope ICE ain’t waiting in the parking lot! #SuperBowl #NFL