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Daddacool

@daddacool

By day a mild mannered accountant. By night...asleep until the 3 kids wake me up anyway. Super powers include walking over Lego barefoot AND feeling NO pain!

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Keith Kahn-Harris (@keithkahnharris) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There's a lot of outrage at this letter but it's important to be clear about why it's so wrong: Irish, Jews and Travellers have historically been raciallised as non-white or racially inferior. 'Whiteness' is not static (and in any case many Jews and Travellers are dark skinned)

There's a lot of outrage at this letter but it's important to be clear about why it's so wrong: Irish, Jews and Travellers have historically been raciallised as non-white or racially inferior. 'Whiteness' is not static (and in any case many Jews and Travellers are dark skinned)
Daddacool (@daddacool) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Daughter is throwing a massive strop this morning (over tired after D of E expedition). Do you think it'll improve things if I remotely play a song on her Google speaker? I was thinking: So Emotional or Mardy Bum. Maybe I'm only happy when it rains...

Daddacool (@daddacool) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The 11 year old has taken to referring to women's chests as "bonkers" as in "Dad, you can't look at her bonkers [on the telly] because you're married to mum". I have no idea where this has come from.

Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As a kid, I farted into a plastic film cannister and left it in a drawer for over a year, curious to know if it would still smell when opened. It did, but rather nice, like it had purified. Also I got a sense of time past that made me melancholy.

Clive Glover (@clivebg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1st #Radlett #Scouts are looking for more adult leaders. As part of the #BigHelpOut you can come along to their HQ in Scrubbitts Park Road, Radlett today from 11am to 1pm to find out more

Daddacool (@daddacool) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We've got a cherry tree in our garden. For the third year in a row, it doesn't look like we'll have any cherries as a posse of pigeons are eating all the blossom :(

Lucy Davies (@lucycdavies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In all my years working with retailers I have never had such an appalling experience as with Gardening Express. Clearly unable to fulfil orders (the name's a joke), no phone number and zero response to multiple requests for a refund. Avoid at all costs.

Daddacool (@daddacool) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I remember that period of time when Twitter was a nice place to be and not full of Elon inspired incels and racists #MyXAnniversary

I remember that period of time when Twitter was a nice place to be and not full of Elon inspired incels and racists #MyXAnniversary
Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just shared my screen in a business meeting, and realised that my desktop was showing a google search for "where did Scrooge McDuck get his money?"

Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Every time I butter a slice of bread I replay Ian Beale telling Cathy to spread it thin so it lasts longer. Try as I might, can't break this connection.