Me: i want you to try some roast 8yo: no! That's gross! *eats his own booger

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Welcome to #parenthood. Hope you don't like peeing alone.

“Dad said I could.” slate.me/1RKlzhN

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Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. #MySunday

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Children: nature's alarm clock.

The only thing worse than a house full of noisy kids is a house full of quiet ones.

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