GINGERBREADNOUGHT!

--= Act as though your mother is watching. =--

Wow, first attempt and the letters are correct. Well done. Image by Grok open.substack.com/pub/dadexplain…

Paper!

What about an over prepared gerbil that's afraid of the dark? Maybe that's how they got in there. He wanted to go spelunking.

‘Overcome’ is a weird word. It suggests there could be an ‘undercome,’ but saying it out loud feels like tripping over your own tongue.

That's Larry, my guy. Larry.

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This quote is regularly misattributed to Martin Luther.

Is there a turd on the floor, or is the floor on the turd? - Soren Kierkegaard

WD-40 is NOT a proper lubricant—it's a cleaner and rust-buster! Sure, it feels slippery at first, but if you want something to stay lubed, use grease or oil. WD-40 is for fixing sticky hinges, not running engines. Know your tools, know their purpose!

What the hell, TEMU?

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Let's be real.

Good Start, Young Man When you were small, the world loomed large, a sea of tables, chairs, and teetering giants. Your legs, unsteady, buckled beneath you, the floor rose to meet your tender knees. Good start, young man, every stumble is a map unfolding. As a boy, you raced the

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Family Constitutions are underrated