🚨BREAKING: Convoy of Cybertrucks filled with Muskites heading for Washington D.C.

elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

Crazy to witness the greatest poster of all time square off against the worst poster of all time.

This is going to be the biggest day of lost productivity in America since the OJ Simpson verdict.

“I may not have a masters degree in ethnomusicology, but I do have the marks of capital all over my body.”

BREAKING!!! - 11:18PM UK time; I am with the flotilla online. They have just been reached by the Israel speedboats - 5 vessels circling the flotilla. The captain is instructing the team to stay calm and seated, with their passports and life jackets on. I hear them speaking with

long live the LA Commune

Kamala: I need to get nominations for 2028 Gavin Newsom's subplot in California:

“Iranians must be ready to overthrow their state now that the regime their own government has been posing as their ultimate enemy is blowing up Tehrani housing blocks.” –genius analysis from people whose “brains” should definitely stay in their heads

Well well well, what have we here?

god forbid a woman have hobbies queen shit

Hell of a day for it. Unconditional solidarity with CFMEU members. Dare to struggle, dare to win.

Back out today supporting the comrades in the CFMEU. Touch one, touch all!

Close enough. Welcome back Type O Negative.

They gonna be speaking about regime change in NYC.

The world is run by workers. We can shut it down.

Cool day to both be on the internet and have tourette's.