“Lactose intolerant” meanwhile it’s rubbish you’re consuming

I just saw the video of the guy kidnapped in Jos. We now are dealing with full blown lawlessness where people are now using kidnapping as a viable business venture. The govt needs to wake up and end this thing.

Would the helicopter ambulance get here?

The ticket used to be 2k. If you allow APC back in power, it will be 30k to enter the beach.

I just know they will not forgive anybody Even their own supporters

To put this in perspective, this guy paid £15 for an international flight from The UK to Morocco to get a haircut. £37 is about ₦69000. This morning Alhaji posted Lagos to Abuja for ₦407,000. Wahlaiiiii APC must GO!😭 Go out and get your PVC before Friday!😭😭🫵🏾⏳🔥🔥🔥

For two years now, NAFDAC has refused to answer a simple question from Premium Times: why are companies allowed to falsely market FFMP to Nigerians as milk? Every time it comes up, same playbook — industry deploys influencers to dispute the science. gst won’t stop asking.

Option A - Civil Disobedience A national strike of the masses Option B - Uncivil Disobedience A violent revolution of the masses. Option C - Do Neither Let them steal 16 years of your life for their houses in Dubai while you keep lamenting “Fuel used to be ₦100 per litre”

—Nizar Qabbani·

I love supporting vendors, I no get money but I go retweet. I hope you get customers too ❤️

Lagos Rent Displacement Theory. This is what a friend told me about the theory of ongoing displacement in Lagos due to crazy rent prices. Those in Island paying 12-15million to rent a 3-bedroom and unable to afford it any longer take the option of relocating to Mainland. They

#GetYourPvc #Voteapcout

A certain presidential candidate said he was going to do this. He did not hide his mouth when he said it.

Where are those tax filing breakdown specialists??? Una no go break down the PVC process too? Clowns 🤡

Humbled? I have a few relatives who came out with first class and were best graduating students of their time. GENIUSES! For years, they couldn’t get jobs. No kidding. They have had to go back to school for masters and PhD. That is not humbling. That is killing your dream.

Believe it or not, these “get your PVC” tweets are actually impactful.

Just how the cookie crumbles, André Gide