Lovely give and take. Text myself and I'll text myself back. I love it!!!

I saw someone's post about how people can get a job on Reddit and the comment section was filled skeptic takes on how Reddit is a scam platform and all that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 If only you know!

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He's saying that because he didn't see Cech's save against Chicharito same 2012. This one has lived rent-free in my head since. I CAN NEVER FORGET IT!!! And for those who belittled him by comparing him to these little build-up-play keepers of today, y'all are jokers!

Commentator: For the first time since the 90s, Arsenal wins three straight home league games against Chelsea. Me: Na Sanchez I blame. One day, we'd have an honest conversation about how useless a keeper he is! Every single clearance today went straight to an opponent😑3

Jesus! You spoke from both sides of your mouth just because of what you'll eat? You soiled the honour of your name and your father's name for political appointment? Damn, this is bad😔😔

Children keh. Allahu😭😭 We'll, I'm still happy for you sha. Allah's blessings will be on your family always. O Kan shock me ni😂

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This tweet didn't age well at all. See what Hall has become now

First comeback of the day completed. Over to you Chelsea FC.

This stoopid twerking y'all do will be your undoing someday. What's this for fgs? Ehn? What exactly is your gain from all this foolery?

I did some work for a company owned by an Indian living in the US, and they are trying to bamboozle their way out of paying what we agreed on. 😍🥰😂😂 They don't know what's about to hit them, but when it does, it'd hang around their necks like a noose, until it spells their end

OLOBA THE ARTIST Looking for a badass videographer for a documentary series. Eyeing a pro Bono arrangement right now, but will be happy to discuss remuneration after project's pilot phase. Would make sense if you're down to travel around Nigeria.

Both Michael Carrick and Liam Rosenior arrived at Manchester United and Chelsea FC around the same time. We were ahead of them, but fast forward they’ve leapfrogged us and are now 10 points clear of Chelsea. And somehow, the excuse is that Rosenior hasn’t had a preseason did

✅Roberto Di Matteo (2011–12 season) • Took over as caretaker in March and won the FA Cup and our 1st UCL title ✅ Rafael Benítez (2012–13 season) • Appointed as interim manager in November and won the Europa League ✅ Guus Hiddink (2008–09 season) • Appointed as interim