Almost finished reading Wind in the Willows to the kids. Probably the most under-rated kids' book of all time, not least because of the vivid characters and hysterically true-to-life passages like this one. #amreading

Hand to heaven, this just happened: Katie Grace: Aww, look at the squirrel on the porch, daddy. Me: That's cute. KG: *turns away* Red-tailed Hawk: GOTCHA KG: *turns back* Hey, where'd he go? Me: KG: Me: He's in a better place. #thebronsonband #natureisscary

Client: Also, when you finish [actual, serious, professional project], would you throw in a breakup letter to my girlfriend for free? Me: Client: Me: Client: OK, have a great day! #amwriting #amfreelancing

I cannot believe it. The legacy of failure has ended. #stlblues

God bless the bureaucrat and the lawyer, too They're public punching bags, but someone's got to do it It's not so sexy, the procedure or the truth But I say God bless the bureaucrat and the lawyer, too -- benjamin folds Masterclass songwriting status right there.

"There is one thing that evil cannot stand: forgiveness." - Fred Rogers

The head chaplain said, 'When paged to the ER, figure out the dynamic in the family 1 minute before they got the phone call. Whatever was happening between them before the crisis is exposed by the crisis. The crisis doesn't create the dynamic, it exposes it.' 1/

In honor of #NationalPoetryDay and Margaret Bronson - "Diaper" Bleak morning, Ring maternal bells: Out of wipes!