When you're the most successful one in an average family, the entitlement of the whole family on your success is scary. If you're not careful, they'll make sure you go back to being unseccessful too. Then they'll say "i wonder what he used his money for"

You : Nigerians are suffering Them : Peter Obi couldn’t have done any better You : I am taking about the terrible state of the country Them : Peter Obi’s son acted in a stage play . You : People are complaining Them : Peter Obi was at a wedding.

This would have been you in the background 😂😂😂

To think I just woke and I'm here looking for trouble on the TL. Smh

I just bought a physical recharge card today.. mahn, it's been years i bought one last i actually thought they don't make them anymore.

Pele

$ is now 1,520. E don be.

One person visited victims of Nigeria predicaments and they said it was for photo ops.. but the main person elected to prevent those predicaments dint even go there even if it's for the photo ops.

My old account is backk!!!!! Oh God.

What's the difference between a priest and an acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12.

It is what it is.

Oh boy.

Aswear if na me, if i no rush that guy wey slap me.. between two of us, one must see heaven. Wtf

E be tinz o

Chicken Republic refuel max is not refueling anymore o.. in fact, it's pushing the fuel gauge to E even more.

E be tinz o

Kaduna went from always trending for making one move or the other to people even forgetting a state like kaduna exists since they changed governor.

Wife material in the mud..

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary