How would a newspaper pun-nounce your firing on its front page? I’ll start Max Beverton-Palmed-Off

It's a good moment to remind people of the 7 Nolan principles of standards in public life (how politicians, civil servants, charity trustees etc are bound to act in public roles) 1 Selflessness. 2 Integrity. 3 Objectivity. 4 Accountability. 5 Openness. 6 Honesty. 7 Leadership

Don’t panic, everyone. Nadine Dorries, Priti Patel, Jacob Rees Mogg and Dominic Raab staying. We’ve still got the A team in charge.

This is Toby. He has perfected the rare double scratch. Truly amazing to behold. 13/10

I’ve been thinking about this piece for a year. There’s so much more I could say. The only thing that matters is that Martha should be alive today… ‘We had such trust, we feel such fools’: how shocking hospital mistakes led to our daughter’s death theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

Just wanted to publicly thank James Cleverly🇬🇧 for the outstanding work he did as Education Secretary. One can never underestimate the challenge of taking on the role right at the start of the summer holidays and leaving it at the start of term. Thanks, Jim!

There's not being a fan of the Royals (an understandable position), then there's actively celebrating the death of an elderly woman. The second one makes you a very unsavoury person. She was an icon. Undeniably. And as someone who isn’t a royalist, I for one will mourn her loss.

Well done to “Paul” running in aid of CLDF Children’s Liver Disease Foundation and raising the profile of a worthy cause. Your grandson, my son, and many others are testament to the work they do and the research that they fund. Good luck #bbcmarathon #tcslondonmarathon2022

Photo if the Day: Merlin helicopter of ze German Superbesonderearmeeschmetterlingknallhart Groupdasheer (Like SAS but more letters) prepare for the penultimate round of the World Heli-Conkers championship in Stuttgart (Belgium) Photographed from a Canberra