Turbo Talon Trot - Banjo-Kazooie

No one can get a song stuck in my head quite like Jack Black can

TFW my apartment complex tries to tell me not to feed the stray cats in the neighborhood

Them putting my straight edge ass in the liquor store today just for me to vacancy stare at people when they ask me if we have certain things. Like bro I don't know what any of this stuff is

This is worse than New Coke🐮 goodmorningamerica.com/food/story/osc…

There's a lady at work that keeps asking me when I'm gonna have kids and I'm tempted to tell her that I consider children to be the 10th circle of hell

The Gwinnett Stripers would like to take a moment to remember the life of a kind soul. Harambe tragically lost his life on this day 7 years ago. #NeverForget #Harambe

My immune system shrugged off covid like a champ, but I swear if anyone comes within 20ft of me with a slight sniffle I feel like I get fucking tuberculosis or something

Hey Cat Twitter, could you share this sweet girl? Her name is Birdie. She has been waiting so long for a home and been through SO much. She was adopted last night and returned this morning. She wasn’t sure where her new litterbox was and was scared so she had a poo on a rug 1/2

Geto out here looking like a gremlin

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

The worst part about JJK season 2 is that I can't listen to Toji without hearing Dio Brando

Ah, yes. The ideal form of measurement. Aardvarks.

Squirt has been at WeCare for 743 days! We celebrated her 12th birthday at the shelter. Maybe she can celebrate her next birthday in her forever home? Come visit Squirt in Saint Helena! #forgottensoulshour #cats #US

It looks like a fuckin porn app now