If California were anywhere close to as Red as Texas is close to Blue, we’d be shitting our pants. Texas should be the top priority over the next decade for Dems.

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

Flying is fucking miserable you could at least let us smoke.

Will be ironic when ICE agents are smuggled out of the country to Argentina

Was this too high brow

I have initiated an official process to name a geographically anomalous island in Canada after my cat

If Mr Rogers didn’t like immigrants I feel like we’d know

TO: Jeffrey Epstein FROM: Elon Musk Do you, uh, are you having any "special parties" this weekend? I need to, erm, meet over 9000 Epic Derpinas. Just make sure you don't invite the Overly Attached Girlfriend, am I right XD TO: Elon Musk FROM: Jeffrey Epstein sorry just died

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Cutest little girl

TPUSA should’ve put on an alternative football game.

Donovan Mitchell Sam Merrill jaylontyson_ You didn’t fail your our goat !

when you attack Iran this is who you are attacking btw

My cat watching the squirrel on our patio

i hate communism because my dad was tortured by the right-wing US-backed dictator overthrown by the communists

Can’t think of a generation more deserving of the draft than Gen Z

I watched Maxx Crosby ghost inhale a cigar after TNF. That’s all the physical I would need to trade for him.

PSA grades came in. 6/14 came back a 10. These babies are for the PC:

How tf she get ascended etbs??

Best tweet of all time