Im 6'2" where's my hobbit?

Are there any vets or vet nurses who are mates with me on here at all? I promise it’s not for specific medical advice just a general question

If Crystal Palace aren’t allowed in the Europa League, football is done, you cant pick and choose when you have a problem with something or you don’t, it’s pathetic, ruining the game, they won the FA cup, they deserve that spot

Has it dawned on his donors yet that bankrupt and jobless Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is dining in Mayfair restaurants and going on 5 star holidays? metro.co.uk/2025/06/07/tom…

Southgate doing owt atm?

Petrol bombing the house of a random Filipino family in Ballymena because 2 Romanians are in court over sexual assault. That's not legitimate concerns. It's racism, pure and simple.

Southgate in?

you: bastard me: you just did you: I'm not going to do that me: this joke only makes sense if you read it backwards

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Exclusive: John Textor does not have a controlling influence in Crystal Palace. Owns less than 30%, with UEFA set to rule Palace and Lyon have no multi-club conflict.🦅 talksport.com/football/32820…

Nothing to see here 👇 Just the new Reform Chairman saying how he once drove through a wood at night with a ghost in his boot - only to then bump into a medium at a pub who channelled his grandmother, herself alas suddenly hijacked by an evil spirit which tried to strangle him🤡

Private Eye Magazine 😆😂

De Bruyne to Napoli then...... Does this risk ******* on McTominay's chips? Does he keep the No10 role and De Bruyne sits back a little in No8?

Will Smith declares Phoenix Nights' Black Bin Bags parody 'genius'. Watch Hollywood star's reaction as he hears the Jerry St. Clair version for the first time dlvr.it/TLL5Dg

GERMANY! SWITZERLAND! CZECHIA! I'm doing a short run of Work in Progress shows in October - limited tickets as these are smaller venues while I work on the new stuff - goes onsale today if you fancy coming along. All live dates + official ticket links danielsloss.com/tour/

Lhse1st XI v Burn1st XI Burn1st XI 106 (19.1) 19.1: P Martin to Tripathi, OUT Bharat Tripathi c Francois Haasbroek b Patrick Martin 36 (23) play-cricket.com/website/result…

The Clarets will face Serie A side Lazio, at Turf Moor on Sat 9th August ⚽️ SOURCE: S.S.Lazio (who have announced their pre-season schedule.) #twitterclarets

🚨 “Not For EU” Label. Check your asparagus. 🇲🇽 Mexican asparagus in Sainsbury's may be grown with pesticides banned in the EU, including carbofuran and paraquat. 🥵 No EU label = No EU safety standards. 🇬🇧 Post-Brexit, UK rules are weaker. 🧪 Lower testing. Less traceability.

For anyone thinking of booking a trip/weekend to see a Premier League match just be aware that kick off times and days are subject to change. You can’t book trains/planes/hotels/meals too far in advance as the PL only gives about six weeks notice

Watching #isleofwightfestival. I get #Sting has a profile that makes him a headliner but jeez he'd benefit from being in a "special guest" tight one hour afternoon slot.