Now, in the Brazilian heat, they hammer away. Mindless work. It's almost taunting. There's no fruit to bear from any of this work. Just people convincing themselves they're not idle. That the money they receive from the govt is earned. Pathetic

I raise both of you the greatest su tung po poem of all time.

Blocked everyone that hasn’t been cast in the new Alien film I’m making. If you’re reading this, we start shooting tomorrow morning. See you on set.

the ignorant bliss of a zoomer is incredible

yeah but if you showed a million images of cats to a pile of sand and eventually it could identify cats i would be like this is the smartest fucking sand i've ever seen

white people be like careful that mustard’s got a kick to it

the reason people say bismillah before drinking water is because theres 3 jinns in it, 2 hydrojinns and 1 oxijinn

🗻 ＃富士山の日

Meu filho de 8 anos orgulhosamente me mostrou sua maior conquista até agora. Honestamente, estou impressionada.

Master glass blower and stained glass artist Loren Stump in california has created a “loaf” of glass, called murrine, out of carefully layered glass rods that, when sliced, reveal a painstakingly detailed work of art in cross-section. Each slice sold for $5000 back in 2014.

mouse:mice as spice:spouse is a decent pun

ayo deadass dis wyt boy smart af ong tho

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Japanese people don’t reject foreigners. They reject disrespect. Learn the language. Learn the culture. And you will be welcomed more than you expect.

iambic tetrameter ass stick

Hard times create German philosophers. German philosophers create good times. Good times create French philosophers. French philosophers create hard times.

i support him

I just fuckin Tre flipped el toro

“Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary “ ^^ that’s the anniversary post suggested by X? Grok did you have anything to do with this?

tribe elder ask each young one at fire circle: "what you want to be remembered for?" big answers. "strongest hunter." "fastest runner." "one who find new land." oog turn come. everyone look at oog. oog think about strongest. think about fastest. think about new land. then