i got my drivers license last week and there’s A BOMB IN MY CAAARRRR

BROKE BITCH FREE$TYLE MIDNIGHT

You know those videos where people say all of their pets favourites words…

this alone ends anything john summit has made

😁

It is time. That I have a personality again .

I have GOT to tweet more

just read Lena Dunham’s book in one sitting. good writer.

I am kind to the trains and the trains are kind to me

Im gonna put you first!!!!!! I’ll show you what you’re worth!!!!!!!!!!!!! open.spotify.com/track/69ghzc53…

my bf just said "i've never watched the nanny, like i don't even know why she was a nanny" and my god was i prepared with the answer

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

Can you please control your pocket pussy Drizzy

Meredith Grey for everything she’s been through and she’s still doctoring

They turned Cassie into a lolcow

ariana doesn't cheat...she's too classy to ever cheat that's for starters....she has AFFAIRS.

I can’t lose another Ticketmaster war. I can’t. I’m not strong enough.

The First Taste by Fiona Apple is ass shaking music

Cinco de Mayo on Taco Tuesday