13 year olds with no medicinal knowledge creating a stew of the least-deadly pills to try and od on before school tomorrow

me at any social event observing instead of interacting with people

ese amigo que canta la letra equivocada con toda la seguridad del mundo

every male who does not clean the toilet seat after pissing has to DIE

yo cuando no domino en 10 minutos algo que la gente le toma años de práctica

everyone who’s left me seems to be doing better after the fact

"2026 será mi año" Yo, en abril:

how it feels having a bad relapse after being sober for so long

hailey in the coachella crowd watching billie eilish getting her ear nibbled on by justin bieber

ain't heard nothing about 4/20 yet, i knew yall was on powda.

Me after leaving everything for Sunday and now it’s Sunday

Madonna has gotten raped, her neck split open, locked in basements, received agism from the second she turned 30 Justin had a repackaged lindsay lohan story

wait till you hear what they did to the real one

cómo se siente ser el único twittero en tu grupo de amigos