how it feels to get everyone else at the function drunk

she rubbed her clit all over that mic and the friction generated the cuntiest cunt ever to cunt

i luv this funny ass bitch lmaooo

“Sorry sis , you can't hang with us, you’re too male centered” Normalize that in 2026.

Niggas be like “wyd” knowing you’re at work and this is why yall get ignored.

ego so high that when someone hates me i try to make it worse

weightlifting is so funny bc i literally just wanted a fat ass and now i’m doing rear delt flies

My mom looking at me going to parties and trips instead of getting married

I went to the Yung Ho Cafe and everybody knew you

just hold on we’re going home

im so happy the gym is my addiction and it wasn’t crack or something

13 going on 30 literally raised me, of course i think the sexiest thing a woman could possibly do is be in her 30s. the sexiest decade, the cuntiest and most exciting time in a girl’s life… i’ve been waiting for it all my life, age shaming could never work on me

okay this is so cuntyyyyyy

U

no deadass bc i hate when people ask for a “lemon drop w tequila” that’s not a lemon drop martini babe, that’s a fucking lemon margarita.

girl fuck u.