𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒. ❛ divorced. maths professor. strict likes to have fun. loves whiskey and the word ‘fuck’. ❜ written by #єємѕ

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hope it happens soon .

you did basically roll your eyes at me . that’s rude .

something reeks of pain, regret & anger.

if i hear ‘ last christmas ’ one more time i think i will jump out of a window .

⠀ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ’𝙲𝙰𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝔂𝐨𝐮 ; 𝘰𝘩, 𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝒶𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝔜𝙾𝚄! ———— ✵ ᅠ ⠀

i’ve come to the conclusion that people should talk less .

/ istg twitter knows me too well because why do i see new girl accs after i started rewatching it yesterday . . . ? scary 🥸

why do short men always have so much audacity .

my coffee machine broke . i might kiII the next person i see .

how funny you’re the first person i see .