The most fulfilling relationships women have are with other women. They show up for us, they are funny, remember birthdays and gifts us on a random Tuesday. They’re there during hard times, support our ventures and love us. And sex isn’t even on the table. You are the issue

A tariff is a TAX. The company pays it — then passes along the cost as a price increase to YOU. So Donald Trump is raising YOUR taxes 25%.

My only sincere parenting advice I have is to get the ikea highchair. Do not get the expensive graco highchair with all the creases and cracks Get.the.ikea.highchair

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

I have a master’s in nutrition. Riboflavin is vitamin B2. If you can’t pronounce it and do not know what it is maybe don’t be our health secretary!

Patriarchy & matriarchy both rank one gender above the other. Ranking is the problem, not men or women. Partnership systems focus on connection, not hierarchy. All contributions matter, genders share decisions, and power isn’t tied to gender. Everyone belongs.

like phantom limb pain but it’s me hearing my kids go “mom? mom? mom? mom? mom? mom” hours after they’ve gone to sleep

yall ever gotten a haircut that looked good at the salon and then HIDEOUS every moment thereafter? I’m one (more) bad hair day away from giving myself bangs because at this point, why not, I’ve got nothing to lose

Visiting my parents and having the HARDEST time reconciling the core values they instilled in me (especially integrity, humility, and respect) vs their present political beliefs and staunch unwillingness to consider other viewpoints. The cognitive dissonance is staggering.

I have no problem with the Epstein files being released because I do not have an undying loyalty to any politicians. If someone from my side is exposed, I would prefer that they face consequences. If you feel differently, I think you should consider leaving your cult.

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

listen I’m happy for the weighted vest girlies, but I will not be joining yall since I can barely get around to a walk period, and even if I got out there with my lil vest I KNOW I would shorten the walk enough to cancel out the benefits

announce those tour dates i am ready to pay for that wedding

Because it's the one painkiller women can safely take while pregnant and there's a deeply held cultural belief that suffering mothers produce happier kids.

Dream casting for live action Prince of Egypt (partial list): Moses-Justin Baldoni Ramses-Rami Malek Zipporah-Zoe Kravitz Huy-Jeff Goldblum

there are two wolves inside of me: one that wants to climb cringe mountain to ascend to influencer girlie mecca and one that wants to erase my entire digital footprint

she has 3 university degrees, she’s a businesswoman and ceo, she got married in her 30s (to a man 5 years younger than her), had kids in her mid 30s… he entire life is the result of feminism

They're afraid of what it will do to their bodies because men in their lives have made it abundantly clear that they expect a level of perfection that is unobtainable without surgery or superhuman genes. Pinning this on feminine vanity is insultingly reductive.

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?