"Who needs romance when you have burgers?"

This is how Juggie celebrated his Easter.

"Cross me out of everyone." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"I'm not taking reality advise from someone who doesn't even know how to spell. Thanks, though." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"Great to know, Reggie. Still don't care though." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"This is me happy." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"Well you're wrong... Again." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"I've got the affection of my food, I'm in paradise right now. I know what 'happiness' is." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"It's... not fake happiness." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"I'm keeping it that way. I don't want sex." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"No, I'm pretty sure I don't." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"Why are you interrogating me about sexual preferences?" x.com/reggiemantle14…

"How did you pass first grade?" x.com/reggiemantle14…

"I was being serious." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"Right..." x.com/reggiemantle14…

". . . Congratulations?" x.com/reggiemantle14…

He opened his mouth to speak but instantly just closed it before he could mutter anything. "Okay." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"Hmm?" x.com/reggiemantle14…

"It's okay... dude... But I'm still asexual. I still don't have sexual desires and stuff. But I appreciate the thought." x.com/reggiemantle14…

"Uh, yeah. I guess," x.com/reggiemantle14…