In Iowa, we are banning "Ulysses," "The Catcher in the Rye," and "The Color Purple." Honestly, if you are a kid and turning to Ulysses for titillation when the internet is everywhere, we should be giving you a medal and a full-ride scholarship to the Iowa Writers' Workshop

The roadblock? Some of Trump's very own tax deductions allowing him to call his Bedminster property "agricultural. " ＡＫＳＡＲＢＥＮＴ

Yes!

As one does. ＡＫＳＡＲＢＥＮＴ

But what about the mountain lions? Are wolves the solution, or are mountain lions the solution to the wolves? ＡＫＳＡＲＢＥＮＴ

USA! USA! Max'sDad Karen Nelson @timmysql

Thought so.

Best. Halloween. Idea. Ever.

Now there's an earth-shattering accomplishment!

I remember hearing that a long time ago.

Ron DeSantis warning that Trump will weaponize government against his political opponents is like the poliovirus complaining about the coronavirus Jane Fleming Kleeb🇺🇸We The People Max'sDad Karen Nelson @timmysql @carphalen5150 Nebraska Democratic Party

It would be a shame, it really would, if Trump’s new nickname Don Poorleone doesn’t stick.

Yikes!