last week a couple of self-described "YNs" circled up on me while I was aimlessly wandering through the tenderloin around 2am. one asked me "how much money do you have?" I guess I assumed this was another attempted robbery situation, but I was tired and apathetic enough to

I'm not gay, dad, I'm bisexual-presenting for clout. You wouldn't get it.

My outlook on life and America improved immensely when I’m fell out of the nihilistic Clavicular framemogging simcluster into the Alysa Liu cheery woke 2.0 optimism simcluster

scrolling through old posts on r/pancreaticcancer and checking the comment history of random profiles is one the worst ways ive ever spent an evening. holy shit

I am watching live action mulan and it is one of the worst things I have ever seen

A jazz musician should not look healthy

One time I ate a “mushroom” chocolate bar that was this and it changed my inner monologue to a girl for like 2 years

I live in a limestone-and-glass building south of Pacific Heights, the kind of place where the lobby smells like money, eucalyptus, and seed-stage fraud. My name is anon. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, maintaining a clean stack, and keeping my blood

Post that coal. Make them choke on your coal.

Your greatest sin is that you enjoyed normie shit

If I was there it wouldn't have gone down like that

"Federation solves this --" Shut up nerd.

My waymo just ran a yellow lfg

Take me home country waymos

(Talking to a guy who just donated to a cancer research charity) They aren't going to fuck you bro 😂

my wallet address is flies [dot] cadaver. routing name torturous-retributioner. oh, don’t mind the vile appellations, i sincerely apologize. they’re not meant for you, sir - my mutual aid subnet uses them to scare off the demons. yes sir, you’re absolutely right, please replace

A huge part of Journey to the West is hundreds of pages of this but about Sun Wukong

Work wife offered me her personal phone number for a completely plausibly deniable reason but I declined due to ethical reasons

This one is, as the French say, "Pour les gamers"

My LLM's pronouns are "hey you"