/ to be fair that's at least 80% of my characters so. On brand.

That's a myth. They're not all assholes. He is, but that's not the point.

At least he's self-aware?

He heard something about unforgivable curses and suddenly, he's listening.

/ because. his name is apollo. and I couldn't find better lyrics.

He is: the prettiest Auror.

Also probably the worst-tempered.

Good morning. It's not even midday and he's already wishing for firewhiskey. The job is great but LORD. The paperwork.

Update. Still wishing for it.

FINALLY drinking that firewhiskey.

He fell in the lake once in his third year. The giant squid definitely does not do friends.

And that's exactly why he never went near that lake again.

... or any other lake, if he could avoid it. He kinda has a thing about open water.

Morning.

Good evening. He may or may not be drinking firewhiskey again.

Yeah, surprise surprise. He used to be Head Boy. The prettiest Hogwarts ever had, by the way.

... can someone PLEASE explain

If he could... stop doing that thing he does to the Department of Mysteries? That would be wonderful

Perks of being an Auror: Merlin shows up, occasionally Cons of being an Auror: Merlin shows up, occasionally

Sir, please. They all have insane respect for him, but — Itskindofirritating