crazy how half the country just lives in an alternate reality

incredible

Hateful Twitter plebs don't know about the mpreg of '08 it seems

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you

When you had 12H synastry with him and now that one character in your favorite tv show, the cashier at the grocery store, and the guy at the other end of the bar last night eerily resemble him

he is one second old and he is overjoyed to be alive

ordering from the indian restaurant and I just burst out laughing

self-aware autists will really go through life thinking it’s normal to be able to immediately explain why you said or did any given thing, then be utterly shocked when other people find it to be an ANNOYING trait, saying things like “oh you have an answer for everything huh” ???

🌙Anu Because an argument is a competition to them, and competitions are to determine victors, and victors win power, and power is the most important thing in the world to them

courtney 😭😭😭

Sorry to be the pathologizing gaggot who attributes everything to mental illness i promise i rarely do that ive just been having a rough time with ocd recently

runs past and steals your water droplets

2015: you think the dress is white and gold hahahaha??? bye felicia 2025:

youtu.be/hJZZaNqeBIM?si… This is quite literally the best song I’ve ever heard. I LOVE YOU GROG

How a mysterious fucking detective sees the world…

nah guys pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

bro c1shet people are so gross just straight up over a minute of abusive partners and soon to be child abusers, makes me wanna cry