Cannot believe this beloved cereal was once considered breakfast food… god dammit I love you America

Whatever happened to highlights of a soccer match being less than 3 minutes long?! Tired of YouTube trying to consume my time with these “highlights” from MLS games. A shot from 40 yards out that rolls to the keeper is a considered a “highlight” … give me a break! #timeismoney

Alexis Sanchez highlights upstairs, Fortnite downstairs… I mean cmon we’ve all been 💆

To All, This vibe with Bruno mars singing… imagine! We could make that happen. Seeking any/all inquiries about this hypothesis becoming theory. -Cyborg

Course worker: “But sir, don’t you want a score card to keep track of your score? “ Me: “Negative. Now where can I find that bucket of beer for under $20?” #whothinkyoufoolin #Caledonia

Does anyone else hate Stu Holden’s commentary? Holy shit this guy doesn’t stop talking!

Just know… the people who are hating that Juneteenth as a holiday are the same people who worked today. God bless this beautiful holiday and god bless black people!

Talking to an ex after a breakup is like how the Panthers are doing with Bryce Young… They are doing better now? 🧐 #truthinlies #onlytimewilltell

Don’t worry fans of hopeless and losing franchises in the NFL… cyborg has got you covered! You ever need a shoulder to cry on, a buddy to text, or just a listening ear… don’t hesitate to reach out to ole Cyb! #NotmyCarolinaPanthers 😪