Do you ever just like literally forget how to drive. Like while you’re driving.

My husband rn

Why is every single Tripp Trapp on Facebook a terrible color 😑

I don’t really know what to make of the fact that no man I know in my life would admit to 12 or 13 year old girls catching their eye, and yet every woman I know remembers this kind of thing starting by that time.

Was about to send this to my husband when I saw he had just sent it to me ❤️

This 57-year-old in the 99%ile for woman’s individual income is why you don’t have a virgin trad waifu at home, anon.

By the time you’re like 50+ in white collar work, you should be prepared for the possibility of being let go and not getting anywhere close to the same salary again, it’s not such an unlikely outcome.

Men who can afford sahm’s marry college educated women who continue to work after having kids

Red button pushers are very determined to show everyone how smart they are.

Need to control for race.

The colors should have been green and purple or something.

This sounds like a single Jenna would release on 30 Rock.

I work out juuuust enough to get a huge increase in appetite without actually having burned much.

I’m basically always craving sushi but I craved it more than anything during pregnancy. Odds of anything happening are extremely low and benefits are significant, eat the sushi!

People will come up with the most elaborate contrived theories about metabolism and the food industry and every other thing instead of just eating less.

You’ve got to make her feel beautiful. Take the most expansive possible reading of that.

Maybe the marriage crisis is due in part to young (and not-so-young) people having unrealistic and historically inaccurate expectations.

Little guy keeps getting himself stuck under furniture.

For me, the “mental load” is that I’m almost always multi-tasking, and don’t know just when I will be interrupted and for how long, and it’s really hard to dial in and focus on things I need to do. And moms are just going to experience a lot more of that than will dads.

This happened to me when I was like a month postpartum after my first and got tipsy from one beer, I sat there crying thinking I was doomed to pee myself every time I had a drink 😂