My anaconda don't want none unless you got dogs hun.

MIANITE SEASON 2 IS LIVEEEE #MianiteS2 twitch.tv/captainsparklez

I need to find a better recruitment method then having people walk through doors.

*says affectionately* I hate u, u nerd Remy LeBeau

I'm like the yellow skittle of the avengers tbh

life goals: have sex with all the avengers all of them

// lOOKING FOR THIS BC IT REMINDS ME OF REMY AND Clint Barton 's CLINT. no homo tho (?)

Bobbi:The stars look beautiful tonight Clint:They sure do Bobbi:you know who else is beautiful? Clint*blushes*: Who? Bobbi:Natasha Romanoff

#IfYoureMyWingmanYouBetter let me borrow your wings unlike some OTHER people with bird related names that I know

Damn Avengers, back at it again with not talking to each other before things go to shit

sam: I hate Bucky Barn- *trips drops thousands of photos of bucky* what these aren't mine. listen i was holding this for stEVE JUST LISTEN

I said this to Tony once and never lived it down again

I don't die that much... Do I? #wednesdayspoilers

if all the avengers were replaced by dogs the world would probably be in safer hands. everyone loses to dogs in the end

Bruce and I are getting married it's official

The real reason that I killed Bruce was because he kept taking over the pokegym near me smh i told him this would happen but did he listen?

I am surrounded by pidgeys i think new york is trying to tell me something

google.com how can i be as pretty as natasha romanoff

It was named Captain America:Civil War because Captain America:Please stop fighting in front of the children you're scaring them was to long