" A banana? I'm sure I can have some delivered to you, sir. I'll even autograph it for you. "

" You could say that. I'm more of a . . . sound effect folk. You know what? Nevermind. "

" Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, "

" Spongebob Squarepants. "

// hey guys uuu don't hump tables because karma will hit back instantly

// MAKAA YO U MYKEHRFI KER

Kicks a leg into the air. " Half of my viewers are children who just want to watch cartoons. "

// i swear to fuck that said step on me

soon we'll televise our p - o - r - n - o

// i hope i do the die

// eeee,,

" Listen up, my dearest viewers! Today, I'm going to tell all of you about the miracle of childbirth. "

" I'll demonstrate it with this cord and a power outlet. See, eventually you'll start to notice some sparks coming from the outlet. "

" After doing this for a while, I recommend shoving a metal fork in there as a safety precaution. If nothing happens, then you somehow didn't do it right. No android babies for you. "

Can he buy. Every tv and donate all of them to those who don't own one.

🎉🎉🎉