Loud enough for the people in the back: A 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL IS *NOT* A WOMAN.

missouri's trans snitch line is down after people spammed it with smut fics, rambling anecdotes, and the bee movie script the attorney general's press secretary said "far left activists" are "resorting to trying to hack our system" techcrunch.com/2023/04/21/mis…

"Hack" 🤣

When the new set of talking points get sent out...

(From one specific angle, with one eye closed…) I am, truly, a thief of joy.

I only ever use my PayPal to buy things online. I don't use it for work and I don't accept payment via PayPal. I'm so sick of the discrimination. I haven't actually broken any rules here.

ayyyyyyyyyy

Good news from the Supreme Court...? I'll, um, take it.

"No way to create a backdoor that only the good guys can walk through." Signal President Meredith Whittaker says the Online Safety Bill will cause "unprecedented paradigm-shifting surveillance" - in a discussion with Cathy Newman and former UK Tech minister Damian Collins.

Where are the weird nerds? I was told there'd be weird nerds.

The 98 year old owner of the Marion County Record newspaper which was raided by police in what looks like blatantly illegal retaliation for reporting has died of shock marionrecord.com/direct/updated…

Today's episode of "Not The Onion":

Its spooky router season! Don't forget to update your route filters and check them for bats or spiders.

IYKYK - DM me for the rest.

ChatGPT having another buggy night again?

On the ballot again... with 90+ indictments, nine figures of civil judgements, and an apparent inability to stay awake during the day.

🤡🤡🤡

SF friends: Anyone know who these, um, lovely humans are? Better yet, who they work for...?