School today same shit, fake bitches, annoying teachers, ratchet hoes, fake thugs, unnecessary drama, and annoying ass people.

Oh, you only wear all black? Your thoughts must be so evil and dark. I bet Satan has you on speed dial.

Lil Wayne is: 5% Black. 95% Tattoos...

You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of google.

How to do math: 1. Write down question. 2. Cry..

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?

If I'm weird and crazy around you, that means I'm comfortable with you.

I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Tonight is the night we find out if it's true... America went black... will it go back?!!?

Things Women Should Always Have in Their Handbags - epphany.com/site/post/31?m…

What is purple and looks like a ball? A purple ball.

Who else just absolutely can not sleep with socks on??

Nelson Mandela - Quotes from the Legend. - epphany.com/site/post/297?…

Inspirational Quotes to Keep You Moving - epphany.com/site/post/349?…

Most of Disney Channel auditions: "Can you sing or act?" "Uh, no." "Perfect, you got the job"

While in the shower: 2% Cleaning body 8% Singing 90% Winning fake arguments..

Car rides without music = awkward.

No, you don’t have “haters”. People just don’t like you. Get over yourself.

Cool wifi names 1. Bill wi the science fi 2. Pretty fly for a wifi 3. FBI surveillance van..