Tree huggers were so last administration #PipeHuggersofAmerica

Lone Strippers. Beautiful ladies that keep the world turning

I’m not saying I’ll run for president… But I’m certainly qualified

Also note: I had a negative net worth when I landed mine #Talent

When your rollin through Gillette Wyoming It’s cold but at least I’m not lost in that 20 mile pasture

Peak Denver Taco Bell next to the dispensary

Homeless in Denver = goose for dinner Country boy can survive

Walks into Cabelas Me: where’s your nalgenes Cabelas: my what? Me: a water bottle for hiking Cabelas: oh you mean hydro flask, those are in camping WTF is a hydro flask

Dont you love how old timers leave a phone number without an area code

OOTO

If you or anyone you know needs a Bible, reach out to me! We want everyone to hear the word. Especially you EFT degenerates!

Deal maker. Heart breaker. Oil chaser. That’s a lot of donk Greenlake Energy

Flying ain’t nothin but falling with style. Been living by those words since 4th grade

To the dusters And the strippers the tubing trippers and the rod rippers To the operators Whose pockets may be small To the stripper well hodlers May they drain it all

My 5 year old just requested to take the backroads to the oil lease

We never found rock bottom

About once a year my wife convinces me to pluck my unibrow. Now I feel naked and self conscious

Two word that don’t require a K Frac Thicc

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