Best birthday I ever had

Wars started because old perverts were caught raping children. Fuck them all.

Qatar Air Force having training in the UK with the RAF?

Benjamin Arthur was absolutely solid tonight, calm and collected, looked like he’s been playing for a while with us

Spurs going 1-0 up then 3-1 down in the space of 10-15 minutes is comedy gold

I don’t think the person that added the music to this knows what that song is about

No matter what you say about Barack Obama, he can give one hell of a fucking speech

There’s a US Air Force plane that’s been in the sky for nearly 30 hours

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Fucking zombie bastards , get it up ye

Is WWE forgetting that Fatu is Samoan and head butting a Samoan doesn’t work? Why was McIntyre able to headbutt Fatu at the start

RIP Chuck Norris When Chuck Norris died, he welcomed God to heaven.

Man City and Liverpool, rivals for years going toe to toe with each other and I’m seeing half and half scarfs in the crowd. Embarrassing.

There hasn’t been a day go by where I haven’t heard this song in the radio since it’s came out. I fucking hate it

My enjoyment of watching this game has just been ruined by TNT by showing that fucking cunt Thogden on tv #BAYRMA

People already doubting Coventry next season, I think they’ll survive the Premier League next season, looking forward to it. Some job Lampard has done.

Aaron Mooy and Tom Rogic 😢

Cadbury’s Feast 😂😂

Forgot how much I love Demon Balor #WrestleMania

Rhea looks a completely different person tonight, she also really suits that colour of attire #WrestleMania