Tim Walz: "If we win Georgia by just a single vote, I will go away happy knowing that was Jimmy Carter's vote that put us over the line."

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Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job cuz they can’t afford childcare & when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli cuz there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor cuz they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

Trump: "I'm ready for my next cabinet pick." Aide: "Shall I get the Sex Offender list or the Russian Asset list?"

BREAKING NEWS: Attorney General nomination is now so old that Gaetz no longer has interest in it

Sometimes it feels really good to get it right Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drug Company Sent: Thursday, November 21, 2024 Subject: Sincere thank you from a neurologist and his patient! Dear Mr. Cuban,  My name is David Klein.  I am a neurologist in Chicago at Advocate Healthcare.  I hope you don't

the cowboys have a chance to do the funniest thing ever, sign and start him on thanksgiving against the giants.

IRISH WIN THE 2025 ORANGE BOWL #GoIrish

Heard it was your birthday- Happy Birthday Michael Baron Here’s to a year full of good health and great Mets baseball!

I received this email. This was the last cartoon I posted on twitter

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I’m old enough to remember another Mets team that started 2-3 and then won 6 in a row… the 1986 Mets… #LGM

Juan Soto awesome. Again! #Mets

Maybe that’ll quiet the people complaining about him getting all those walks 🙄

Obi Juan Gone Obi! 2HRs in 3 at bats! #LGM

The most ironic thing would be if Shedeur Sanders was the last draft pick- Mr Irrelevant 2025. #NFLDraft

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