actually hate that my face gives everything away, like i am constantly being told to fix my face. will look at someone like 😒

crying bc me mum put beef on the shopping list, as in sliced beef for a sandwich and i’ve come home with a whole beef joint 🥲

penelope turns 1! happy birthday to my favourite pumpkin🤍

i was threatened

selling x3 summertime ball tickets for this Sunday 12th June at Wembley stadium #CapitalSTB

wish id of done more in my youth than have depression and cry in my room every day

she's going to make a soup or a hearthy stew perhaps

Liz Truss sitting in parliament

she looks like dumbo i am upset

snapchat memories is like looking at a picture of depression

why do i constantly get a cold, I don’t even go outside 🫠

where tf does my skin go when i fall on concrete

nothing more devastating than washing your hair and going to someone’s house and them using a chip pan. cheers i smell like lard 💔

Just spent money again... when does it end

Been a blue for 86 years this one my grandma Mary #EvertonFC EvertonFC Everton It’s a grand old team to play for 💙💙💙

EXCLUSIVE: God releases Easter Sunday dates for the next 10 years. “I appreciate some like it in March and others prefer April so I’ve tried to mix it up a bit,” he smiled