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And I fucking hate it.

Abigail Spanburger looks like she’s about to offer me Turkish Delight to flip on my siblings

Amen

I see you, Cignetti. #beamerball

I love the FB out in the slot blocking for a WR screen on 2nd and 10. Great personnel match up to get a 1st down.

Is Cignetti gonna go for it here? #NationalChampionship

Yoooo. This is why it's impossible not to pull for this Indiana team. 4th and 5 and not only does Mendoza move the chains, he may have put the nail in the coffin with this one. This game has been a masterclass in grit.

Miami responds with a phenomenal drive capped with a TD. 6 minutes left of what's been a FANTASTIC national championship game. 10/10 so far.

💯 clutch man of the game.

Miami forces an Indiana kick and won't go quietly, and I LOVE IT. I want Indiana to win, but above all, I want them to earn it down to the last snap, and Miami is making them do just that. Best #NationalChampionship I've seen in years.

Indeed. This team is special.

Virginia Democrats: “The affordability agenda is our #1 priority.” Also Virginia Democrats: Introduced legislation for 50 new tax increases on Virginians totaling $6.7 billion. As the saying goes….“What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.”

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! Congratulations to Ernest Jones and Nick Emmanwori!

I am here for the inexplicable largemouth bass on the Team USA goalie’s helmet. Always be fishmaxxing, even in the Olympics.

Patriot. 🏅🏒🇺🇸

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