It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈

They cut research in to brain cancer in children.

I'd like to congratulate Tylenol on their upcoming multimillion-dollar lawsuit settlement.

We canceled cancer research for this shit

You literally control the House, Senate, White House, and Supreme Court

This is the political violence they don’t want to talk about

English 👏🏾 teachers 👏🏾 and 👏🏾 librarians 👏🏾 tried 👏🏾 to 👏🏾 tell 👏🏾 y'all 👏🏾 this 👏🏾 would 👏🏾 happen.

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

“Had a blast” feels like an understatement omg

They. Are. Saying. It. Out. Loud.

for halloween i will be okay

Happy tire pressure light day to everyone who celebrates

so will trump be losing his job for celebrating the murder of someone with whom he disagreed

Reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this and Republicans called him a hero

In addition to the 2nd amendment crowd now deciding gun possession should result in immediate execution, the "men protect women" crowd is now clarifying that men who protect women should be shot immdiately.

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

But hey - women are too emotional to be president. They might start a war in the middle of the night....oh wait.

we’re always told there’s no money for libraries, for healthcare, for universities, for high speed rail, for sewer upgrades, and yet there’s always infinite money for war