Snape doesn’t know what he’s asking for.

Is that a threat or a promise?

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀@cruelteaching should watch his temper. and his tone. and his attitude. ⠀⠀

if he wants to regain even an ounce of favour among the student body, he will do as she advises.

Perhaps he needs to be challenged. His ego has gone untouched for far too long, in her opinion.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ she really wishes that Harry and Ronald would do their own homework for once. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Divination sucks. ⠀⠀

at least you don’t smell like bacon butties, unlike one of your siblings...

/ @cruelteaching and I are bAck baby

⠀ ⠀ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 ᴀ 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒉 ʀᴇɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀʏғғɪɴᴅᴏʀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss. ᴋɴᴏᴡ-ɪᴛ-ᴀʟʟ. ʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ 𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒂𝒛𝒚 ᴘᴏᴛɪᴏɴ ᴇxᴘᴇʀᴛ. ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ. ⠀

[ PSA: I miss @cruelteaching ]

[ the dream team is reunited ]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Harry and Ronald tried to turn Goyle into an Easter Bunny. They failed. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ She is handing out Easter eggs to all of her professors. @P0TlONSMASTER told her not to give him one, but she knows better than to listen to him. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ she always knows best. After all, she is an insufferable know-it-all. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ he’s just being pedantic now. ⠀