Let me just remind Arsenal fans who Manchester City is and what we do.

No we need Arsenal to to stay in the UCL It’s easier for them to bottle the league that way. Imagine having another league game in between 2 legs against Barca / Athletico. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

At the end of the day, we are sexual beings. And we must fuck!!!!

If anyone 1 2 Leed you astray, no gree, show 'em say na Man U be! Good morning world!

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

Sex toys don’t set the bar too high. They just expose how low the bar already was. Many heterosexual women struggle to reach orgasm, while most men do in almost every sexual encounter. Sex toys are not competition, they’re tools. They don’t replace human touch, they enhance it.

Tightening legs on me ALWAYS feels uncomfortable. It begins to feel too tight. I will always go for legs spread apart.

You do not have to stop eating your everyday Nigerian meals to lose weight. No one is taking the rice. No one is taking the swallow. No one is taking the soups or stew. You just need to know how to make them work for your goals instead of against them. Here are the 8 tips I give

Bro to bro: once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit strategically.

if you say a number loud enough its value increases 5 = 5 5! = 120

lol, wetin be red flags to us dey different gan.

Bro how did you let your belly get so big!?💔

How Formula 1 tracks are decided 😂

Me randomly hating someone at the gym for no reason.

How a workday feels when the manager isn’t around :

Getting this math wrong has consequences 🤣