So embarrassed about all the mayonnaise from my delicious torta staining the crotch of my black pants--I'll just tell everyone it's semen.

tomorrow 7:30-9:00 at Lyric Hyperion Theatre in Silver Lake! #cupofjokes #standup #comedy #lyrichyperiontheatre

This Thursday! Cup of jokes is back WITH a lottery slot! Sign up is at 7 and you get 5 minutes if chosen! #cupofjokes #standup #comedy

Thursday October 22nd, 7:30-9:00 It's ladies night! #cupofjokes #standup #comedy #silverlake

IN 2016, TRY THESE HOT PALINDROMES AS NAMES FOR YOUR NEWBORN DAUGHTER: - Hannah - Kayak - Xanax - A Man, A Plan, A Canal: Panama - Dad

TOMORROW! Cup of jokes is back at Lyric Hyperion! 7:30, one drink minimum, be there! #cupofjokes #standup #LA

Netflix and DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO CHILL?! -Women on their period

I don't think everyone in this Starbucks knows I have a meeting to get to. I'll try sighing.

Want to drag your heart to some '16 jokes? Come out Thursday for Cup Of Jokes + next Monday for Mermaid Comedy Hour at The Hollywood Improv 1/12! 📺

This Thursday February 4th, 8:30-10:00 at Lyric Hyperion Theatre & Cafe! #cupofjokes #standup #comedy #silverlake

Ain't nothing much is playing the transition music for tonight's show! SAY WHAT?! #cupofjokes Ain't Nothing Much

Cup Of Jokes is back!!! This Thursday March 10th, 8:30-10:00 at Lyric Hyperion Theatre & Cafe! #cupofjokes

We've added Emma Kennedy to our lineup tonight! 8:30! Lyric Hyperion Theatre! Woooo!

It's our one year anniversary and holy crap do we have an amazing show!!! #cupofjokes #lyrichyperiontheatreandcafe

THIS THURSDAY!!!#freebeer #comedy #standup #lyrichyperiontheatreandcafe #silverlake #cupofjokes

When white people go to hell its just an endless search for parking at a farmers market.

This Thursday!!! #cupofjokes #comedy #standup #silverlake #lyrichyperiontheatreandcafe #freebeer

TONIGHT!!! Cup Of Jokes is back!#cupofjokes #lyrichyperiontheatreandcafe #freebeer #standupcomedy #silverlake

TONIGHT at the Lyric Hyperion in #Silverlake join me for Cup Of Jokes at 8:00! mmm...delicious! #standup #hipsters #humorishealing #jokes

Hey I had a crazy dream about you last night...