Waking up today felt like unsticking my rat self from a glue trap

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

Today, we mourn the 4 million + innocent people killed in Iraq and all across the Middle East and West Asia for a crime they didn't commit. We mourn the countries destroyed and millions displaced.

have you ever try to help someone and realize they like their problems???

Skyrizi probably feels so good if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

i don’t go to the gym to get strong or lose weight i go to build my lung capacity so i can smoke even more cigarettes

nice try however i have already depicted you as the barren and beaverless river and myself as the bountifully beavered oasis

Assata Shakur, former Black Liberation Army member and godmother of Tupac Shakur, dies in Cuba at 78.

AriZZona Rizzler Berry! is officially in production and the rizz is off the charts

Jane Goodall dapping up harambe in heaven and calling him twin right now

dry humping is such an ugly term for such a beautiful experience

I hope this email sucks you from behind

I used to think i was ugly then i found out i was fat and gay too

don’t 👏🏼pull 👏🏼the 👏🏼skin 👏🏼all 👏🏼the 👏🏼way 👏🏼back

still building, but 3.5 years🥳

me 1 sec after finishing any episode Scott Hunter is involved in

why i oughta *charges into cartoon fight cloud* *the dust settles and i come out pregnant*

We must redownload Grindr every 4-6 months so that we can Free the King from his many hellish & creative prisons

Me as a kid in church: “ I can’t believe Eve was even tempted to eat an apple. Gross.” Me as an adult in church: “I bet it was a honeycrisp”