We are all JoJo Rabbit now.

Hard to believe these mugs went on sale...

Silver lining of this year’s virtual seder is absolutely no one else is finding the afikoman.

Probably we should all pretend that the shaking we felt earlier was our upstairs neighbor.

I've heard the tax breaks are amazing in hell.

Very annoyed by this “disappointed” conservative narrative about new cases in folks under 39 being chalked up to “feeling invincible” when .....you... reopened.... our workplaces....? Told us we were lazy for using CERB? Offered zero rent relief? Perhaps you should go to hell?

NEW: President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump confirm there will soon be a First Cat at the White House. "She is waiting in the wings." In their NBC interview, the First Lady said that they took Major to a shelter that had cats to see how he interacted with them, and "he did fine."

Huge thanks to @rachelholliday for her wonderful support of Crown Heights cultural organizations and her perceptive community reporting!

always a surprise that these fleet footed ladies are in such a rush to leave bk #TCSNYCMarathon

Next to the Great Pupkin, the marathon made me fall in love with ft Greene x.com/cumberlandstbk…

never mind what you see in the sink, i asked putin, and he swears, we did all the dishes, frankly it's insulting to suggest otherwise

Sometimes you don’t have the keys to your apartment, but you do have a bookstore you’ve been meaning to visit anyway. 🙏 Greenlight Bookstore

There are only two known photos of bluesman Robert Johnson. Could this be the third? nyti.ms/2hybeuM

.@danielleiat casually doing pull-ups at the bar

Give👏 Donald👏 his👏 phone👏

Seriously, for the past month 2017’s screenwriter is just mailing it in. x.com/robertmaguire_…