every day i wake up to Apple Photos jump scaring me with some half decade old photo of an ex girlfriend, or since passed family pet, or a time when the innocence shown in my eyes. thank you Tim Cook

Hey Micah Richards you alright? Those crossed legs are looking mad uncomfortable

#BlackOps7

All you gotta do is get so deviously betrayed and bamboozled one time in your life of purity to change the entire trajectory of your relationships to any human ever.

There’s no other meme in history that went from a silly, edgy joke to a genuinely depressing reality like “Are you winning, son?” It literally becomes sadder, and more bleak with each passing year.

BBC News saying 25k dead in Iran. They're continually building the pretext, little by little, day by day. Iran is getting prepped for some Western "freedom"… yay 🙃

My work got reviewed recently, and the content creator said it’s the best thing of mine he’s ever had. So proud of myself. I’ve been struggling more than ever lately, but I continue to try to do my best, as I always have. One day I’ll be free from the prison I’ve been placed in.

People aren’t “suddenly developing neurodivergence.” We’re finally seeing it. Naming it. Measuring it. Diagnosis isn’t invention. It’s recognition. XO, Dr. Jen

FUCK OFFFFF MOCK THE WEEK IS BACK FUCKKKKKK

i couldn’t be a dj because i’m playing gucci flip flops for a minute straight no edits

White middle class liberals posing as true anti imperialist lefties are so jokes 😭😭😭 bruh just go skiing or some shit

beinf avoidant is so strange like hahahaha that message is Super funny. im not going to reply

How many nameless trafficked children lay dismembered at the bottom of the ocean because of people like Peter Mandelson? You are not allowed to say what his ilk deserve or you’ll get your front door kicked in by the police. Every member of this government should be in prison.

Just been reminded how sudden our inevitable end is. RIP.

I was told I was mental for even entertaining this stuff for years, but when you have been through it, you know this kind of evil exists. It’s so sad to think of the abuse children have suffered because of the desires of perverts.

Nah this is a perfect night TONIGHT

Just a reminder that we’re BACK tonight. 9pm on our new home TLC. Joining Dara will be Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Russell Howard, Rhys James, Sara Pascoe & Ahir Shah. See you there

They sacrifice children to moloch and other satanic entities and I’m just eating a corned beef pasty thinking about having to work tomorrow what is happening

Mock the week is absolutely firing on all cylinders here