me if being mean when i wake up was a crime

Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem… Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day:

25 years ago today, cher invented autotune and made her comeback with ‘believe’

Numa Numa guy (2004)

the way 15 year old justin bieber politely ate her up 😭

me and my 47 alarms

at my core i need to make strange little noises

Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

nothing like halloween in new york city

With friendships I have what I like to call “outdoor cat attachment style.” Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I’m dead or alive but don’t worry I still love u I will not forget u

it is 9:30 in the morning

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death.

hmm well should i go outside and worsen my anxiety or stay inside and worsen my depression

I’ll be a monk for a while no alcohol clean food gym every day then get bored of that dumbass life start livin like an Irish civil war village oaf where I hangout at bars and tell strangers my various tragedies and eat fucked up sausages then get bored of that and go back to monk

For Minnesota's flag design contest someone just submitted a picture of their dog

Jar jar binks after I eat the last canoli

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but your job isn’t your identity. your identity is the interchangeable 3-4 month hyperfixation you make everyone’s problem