First Fanduel win of the season 💉

Dango they wanted some views for the last two #1 pic(k)s #HalftimeShow #ThursdayNightFootball

I’m hip

*calls restaurant* Me: I’d like to make a reservation Host: We don’t take reservations, but I can put you on our call ahead list Me: Ok..15 people at 6pm? Host: Not a problem we’ll see you then Me:

Waking up an hour early for my first day back in the office like

Before you bum a ride and ask me why my rear windows are locked it’s because Boog rolls them down and tries to jump out in the TBell drive thru

This might be the greatest announcer cele of all time: facebook.com/10000022148182…

I saw a meme that referred to ranch dressing as “white salsa” and a day later I can confirm that it ruined my Thanksgiving

Shoe E. Vasa #UFC269

I’m officially laugh at Facebook memes old

Fanduel didn’t lock #ufcfightnight lineup changes until the first fight was in the third round. A slightly delayed judges decision comes back a draw. Rigged

Awesome post win interview Merab “The Machine” Dvalishvili your time is near #UFC278

My brother and mom don’t hang up the phone after you say good byes. I spend tens of minutes each week talking to their rears on speaker. Oh hey buuuutt

wrestling parents are psychooooo

Dogs with jobs Kevin Byrne

That’s not a TD 23 hours ago

December Missouri muddy paws are worse than poopy diapers