So... I guess a lot of people wanna rip my head off here.... we'll see

*visits Rosalie Hale Cullen at work with a bowl of chicken wings* Lunch is ready

She really thinks I wouldn't notice when she takes pictures of me ❤

Since my son looks like the boy from "it" maybe I should dress up as a clown to scare him @SymbioteWielder

Still the coolest dad around 😎

// sorry if I'm a little off today but I lost my horse today... Run free buddy... I'll miss you ❤

Her laugh though ❤❤

When people drive by me with their fancy cars and pretend to be cool I'm just like

*walking out of the bedroom like...*

It's a miracle how one woman can make me the happiest man alive ❤ Number 7 is on his/her way. Esme Ann Cullen I love you so much baby

Comes out of DMs like

I'm here to make an announcement. Last night our son in law Scott Summers had a dangerous car accident. We don't know how it happened but the police is still on it. Scott will stay in a coma for awhile and we can't say if or when he wakes up.

I have some news for you guys. Esme and I will move to New York after the baby is born because her was given a job offer there. Kinda getting excited

// Saw Elizabeth Reaser in Easy season 2.... I was like.... DAAAAAAAMMNN GIRL!!! 😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈

When you finally understand the joke your friend told you a week ago

It's fascinating how a single move can show the love and happiness between two people

You can only talk to me if you can handle the death glare of my wife. (I have to admit that she looks damn sexy when she does it)

I wish everyone would just shut up

Merry Christmas Esme Ann Cullen 💗💗

Happy new year everyone