everything is Oh My God Bruh

men lose phone keys wallet bc no purse

Eve That Apple Shit Was Not Your Fault

Oh, you get a runners’ high? Well I get a walker’s delight. I get to actually enjoy my surroundings.

Diva it ain’t that serious, focus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’re one “fuck it we ball” away from everything you ever wished for. Overthinkers always lose. Wing the fuck out of it. Problems will hit you no matter how careful or prepared you are. Shit will solve itself out. The only thing you need to be prepared for is not tapping out.

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

bad news twin: time is flying good news: you the pilot twin u the fuckin pilot

James Baldwin knew love

he's mad at me cause i keep replying "🧯" to every girl that comments “🔥” on his pictures

inside out if it was filmed inside my head

hoes comparing themselves to me they dont even got a library card

This is it. This. Right here...

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares