I've been awake for 10 minutes

I sleep very rarely

Hell. This is, hell

One of the plants screamed back. I will try to avoid talking to the plants for the foreseeable future.

I do that when I am stressed, they don't usually release the screams of troll Satan.

Y- No. No I do not.

Not, not usually no.

After many hours of attempting to replicate the event I have concluded that the satanic plant screech was a stress induced hallucination.

Hell, Hell on alternia. I stubbed my toe.