Your girlfriend's message contained only a single word - "help". If only your phone wasn't on mute... #CockTransformation

Yesterday, a pokémon trainer was seen entering Team Aqua's hideout. Please contact Officer Jenny if you've seen her since. In other news, a Team Aqua grunt was escorted out of the department store after she failed to hide her gigantic, leaking erection. #CockTransformation

If I had a nickel for every time a pokémon girl ended up as a throbbing cock on a villain, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. #CockTransformation

I'm guessing Mako can wear Senketsu now? Should be an upgrade to her old two-star uniform, but I don't think Senketsu can do anything to keep her giant cock from flopping around. #CockTransformation

Women with huge dicks are my passion, and now we can see them in real life (almost)! This took an inordinate amount of time to put together, so figured I'd share. #futanari #aivideo

I've never actually played Final Fantasy 7, but I know there is a Steal Materia, and I'm pretty sure it works exactly like this. And if it doesn't, it should. I'd definitely play it then. #AttributeTheft

I hate it when someone just goes and steals my dick like that. It happens more than you think. Stay vigilant. #AttributeTheft

The witch needs a grimoire to channel her magic. If you destroy it, you severely limit her ability to cast advanced spells. The more you know. It might save you one day. #CockTransformation

I don't have a (un)funny caption for this. It was an experiment I liked the result of. Hope you can enjoy it, too. #Absorption