skinner's line a few seconds later about free willy being about "a disobedient whale" is an all timer

loling imagining that weird al released a parody song of santa got run over by a reindeer called jeremy got run over by a snowplow about the jeremy renner incident and he faced huge backlash for it and it took him years to get his career back on track

how do i put this in terms you'll understand... (writes a series of complex equations on the blackboard)

PAIGE BUECKERS MY GOODNESS. 🥶

Waking up in a daze surrounded by empty bottles and an intricately constructed ship in a bottle in front of me

you are unable to sleep because you are laying awake in bed agonizing about something embarrassing you said 4 months again i'm unable to sleep cause im laying awake in bed laughing my ass off about that embarrassing thing you said

exploding into a compliment laced tirade

im seething with joy

with jazz its all about the heroin you dont do

Magnificent animal especially at a respectful distance.

spare me the details playboy

‘The Venture Bros’ premiered 21 years ago today as a series.

everyone's got a damn hippo these days

please just skim through this to see the direction the AI music takes

im going to have to ask you to wait for several messages of text have been sent after mine before you take up the whole screen with an image, im going to have to ask you politely

im already envisioning greg turkington describing the link between this and "Good Girl" and smiling

GOAT show

Surprisingly I’m actually really healthy, I know this cause they are constantly involuntarily committing me to the hospital and when they run all the tests they say everything is A-OK and in many cases are stunned by how good the tests come back

watch me go!